Monday, May 8, 2006

What Will Make Me Poop Now

As one opens bottles - or not


Since William Painter invented the crown cork, bicker about how to make a beer bottle probably the best opening - that went so far that the German brewers in the early 20th Century decided that, in the Patent Bottle " stay with the swing, because a working budget was not well be expected to create a more corkscrew yet another tool for opening bottles. And in many hotel stays have been painfully missing the necessary tools to the contents of the bottle and get hold. Door frame had to serve and lighters - an exhibition of the strangest ways to open a beer bottle, has experienced even a museum in honor, as they in map of sights was recorded. But now there is the supposedly ultimate tool to open a beer bottle: A remote control. Manufacturer Philip rejoices in a press release : "A universal remote control on any World Cup party may be missing. The 2006 World Cup Party Edition controls both the TV and the DVD player. In addition, the remote control via a built-in bottle opener. It is impact-and splash-proof and therefore makes every party with ... The World Cup is special model for the price of 19.99 € now commercially available. Supplied with a handy scorecard for the record of the results is given supplies of the 64 World Cup games. "
And who already has a remote control? The best benefit the existing, to turn off the TV and takes the money saved 19.99 euros, and drink a few beers in the restaurant!